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[fucking_kavinsky]

[Kavinsky knows how to hold grudges, but he's also pretty good at letting things go when he takes the time to be rational about them. This? Adam apologized, he can deal. Ronan turning him down that first time...well, everyone saw how he reacted. He regrets it now, but sometimes he doesn't make the best decisions.

Grabbing the carton of OJ from the fridge and a Solo cup, he takes the bottle of vodka back, pouring a very generous amount with some OJ and hands it back over, before taking his own few sips] Don't forget to save some fries for the fish.

[leylined]

Of course. Can't forget the fish. [He laughs in his own quiet, breathy way.] Somewhere in the world, an Englishman weeps at the irony.

[He takes the cup and sips gingerly. There's a bit of a bite, sure, but it's negligible at best and he nods.] This is pretty good.

[fucking_kavinsky]

At least they're not eating each other. Fish flakes are sometimes made out of other fish and that's just fucking creepy, if you ask me.

[He pours some vodka in a cup for himself, just so he can match Adam's cup, because he usually just drinks from the bottle] Course it's good. It's not that cheap shit. Plus, I made it. [He digs into your burger] You're gonna be a giggly drunk, I can tell.

[leylined]

Well, what else are they gonna eat? And I'm not talking about your rainbow fish, either.

[He smacks his hand lightly.] I am not.

[fucking_kavinsky]

They're gonna eat some fucking fries! [He laughs] What are you talking about, then?

You so fucking are. [he snorts] I can already see it on your face.

[leylined]

Regular fish. You know, ones that weren't shrunk to 1/100th size and colored by children? [He's just being argumentative. He loves them already.]

Care to make it a wager? If I keep drinking to the point I get drunk and it turns out I'm not giggly, you're washing all the cars for a week without help. And you have to be nice to Blue the whole time.

[fucking_kavinsky]

Hey, fuck you. Those bitches are beautiful. You're gonna dream about the dream fish they're so awesome.

[He raises a very high eyebrow] I have to be nice to Blue? Get a hold of yourself, man. The rest, fine.

[leylined]

Says you.

It's not supposed to be fun for you, but fine. But you have to do it in nothing but your underwear. While wet.

[fucking_kavinsky]

Yes, says me.

[He snorts, taking another long sip of his drink] This is your excuse to perv on me, isn't it.

[leylined]

We've established already that your taste in most things is awful, though.

It's my excuse to give you the flu.

[fucking_kavinsky]

Don't be jealous, Parrish. You love my things.

Wet underwear, leaning over cars. That's like every boy's dream. Your dreams are just more gay. It's a shame you wont get to see it though, cause you're gonna be giggly as fuck. Now drink up.

[leylined]

I love some of your things. The rest are pretty bad.

Yeah, I'm not gonna be perving over you and your shriveled winter balls. Sorry. [He takes the cup, still and refills it, drinking between bites.]

[fucking_kavinsky]

Name one bad thing.

Hey! My balls are not shriveled or wintery. They're pretty fucking warm and comfortable.

[leylined]

Murder Squash. Your hair. The decals on your car. The rest of your music. Your decoration priorities.

They will be soon enough. [He jiggles the solo cup tauntingly.]

[fucking_kavinsky]

Those are the best fucking things about me, take that back, dickhead.

You better not be lame even when drunk. That would be so disappointing.

[leylined]

I bet you think flame graphics actually make the car go faster.

I'm not lame! Just because I don't need to race or get drunk to have fun doesn't mean I'm lame. [He actually does like racing, he's just still pretty crappy at driving standard and would rather be the passenger.]

[fucking_kavinsky]

It's a knife, bitch. And no, I make the car go faster.

Uh huh. So defensive. Just chill out and take a deep breath. It's okay for you to do stuff you're not supposed to do for once. [He clinks his cup against Adam's and downs whatever is in his cup]

[leylined]

I was talking about in general. [He pauses.] You do, don't you?

[Adam just glares and downs his own in response. Kavinsky, you're going down.]

[fucking_kavinsky]

Flames on the sides of cars are fucking retarded. Mine is way fucking cooler. [He purses his lips] Yeah, I do. Is this like, a revelation to you or something?

[Kavinsky rolls his eyes and refills their cups] Really? You're gonna be defiant about having fun?

[leylined]

[Adam pauses again before he starts cracking up, his laughter turning into full on howls. His Henrietta accent actually comes out some.] That's amazing! Oh my god, I never actually met someone who actually thought the flame graphics made you go faster. What about racing stripes, huh? I'm being defiant about your general assholeishness.

[fucking_kavinsky]

You're a complete asstard! I said I make the car go faster, not the flames. Are you drunk already? You fucking are. [He grabs some fries and smushes them against Adam's mouth] You're a dick. [he can't help but laugh though, because Adam laughing with a face full of fries is pretty great]

[leylined]

But all I was asking about was the decals. [He chokes on the fries and pulls away, kicked no out at the other.] That's disgusting!

[fucking_kavinsky]

And I said no! [He shoves at Adam's shoulder, shoving fries in his own mouth as well] Oh no, fries in your mouth, how gross. Just be glad I didn't slap you in the face with your burger. Which I still might do.

[leylined]

'joke's on you! I was only pretending to be stupid!' [He snorts at his own joke.] Just smooshing them in there is pretty gross, don't even try to pretend it ain't.

[fucking_kavinsky]

Wow, you play stupid very realistically! You should quit your jobs and become an actor. [He snorts as well, because it's so dumb] Don't be a girl, it was hilarious.