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From:

fucking_kavinsky

At least they're not eating each other. Fish flakes are sometimes made out of other fish and that's just fucking creepy, if you ask me.

[He pours some vodka in a cup for himself, just so he can match Adam's cup, because he usually just drinks from the bottle] Course it's good. It's not that cheap shit. Plus, I made it. [He digs into your burger] You're gonna be a giggly drunk, I can tell.

From:

leylined

Well, what else are they gonna eat? And I'm not talking about your rainbow fish, either.

[He smacks his hand lightly.] I am not.

From:

fucking_kavinsky

They're gonna eat some fucking fries! [He laughs] What are you talking about, then?

You so fucking are. [he snorts] I can already see it on your face.

From:

leylined

Regular fish. You know, ones that weren't shrunk to 1/100th size and colored by children? [He's just being argumentative. He loves them already.]

Care to make it a wager? If I keep drinking to the point I get drunk and it turns out I'm not giggly, you're washing all the cars for a week without help. And you have to be nice to Blue the whole time.

From:

fucking_kavinsky

Hey, fuck you. Those bitches are beautiful. You're gonna dream about the dream fish they're so awesome.

[He raises a very high eyebrow] I have to be nice to Blue? Get a hold of yourself, man. The rest, fine.

From:

leylined

Says you.

It's not supposed to be fun for you, but fine. But you have to do it in nothing but your underwear. While wet.

From:

fucking_kavinsky

Yes, says me.

[He snorts, taking another long sip of his drink] This is your excuse to perv on me, isn't it.

From:

leylined

We've established already that your taste in most things is awful, though.

It's my excuse to give you the flu.

From:

fucking_kavinsky

Don't be jealous, Parrish. You love my things.

Wet underwear, leaning over cars. That's like every boy's dream. Your dreams are just more gay. It's a shame you wont get to see it though, cause you're gonna be giggly as fuck. Now drink up.

From:

leylined

I love some of your things. The rest are pretty bad.

Yeah, I'm not gonna be perving over you and your shriveled winter balls. Sorry. [He takes the cup, still and refills it, drinking between bites.]

From:

fucking_kavinsky

Name one bad thing.

Hey! My balls are not shriveled or wintery. They're pretty fucking warm and comfortable.

From:

leylined

Murder Squash. Your hair. The decals on your car. The rest of your music. Your decoration priorities.

They will be soon enough. [He jiggles the solo cup tauntingly.]

From:

fucking_kavinsky

Those are the best fucking things about me, take that back, dickhead.

You better not be lame even when drunk. That would be so disappointing.

From:

leylined

I bet you think flame graphics actually make the car go faster.

I'm not lame! Just because I don't need to race or get drunk to have fun doesn't mean I'm lame. [He actually does like racing, he's just still pretty crappy at driving standard and would rather be the passenger.]

From:

fucking_kavinsky

It's a knife, bitch. And no, I make the car go faster.

Uh huh. So defensive. Just chill out and take a deep breath. It's okay for you to do stuff you're not supposed to do for once. [He clinks his cup against Adam's and downs whatever is in his cup]

From:

leylined

I was talking about in general. [He pauses.] You do, don't you?

[Adam just glares and downs his own in response. Kavinsky, you're going down.]

From:

fucking_kavinsky

Flames on the sides of cars are fucking retarded. Mine is way fucking cooler. [He purses his lips] Yeah, I do. Is this like, a revelation to you or something?

[Kavinsky rolls his eyes and refills their cups] Really? You're gonna be defiant about having fun?

From:

leylined

[Adam pauses again before he starts cracking up, his laughter turning into full on howls. His Henrietta accent actually comes out some.] That's amazing! Oh my god, I never actually met someone who actually thought the flame graphics made you go faster. What about racing stripes, huh? I'm being defiant about your general assholeishness.

From:

fucking_kavinsky

You're a complete asstard! I said I make the car go faster, not the flames. Are you drunk already? You fucking are. [He grabs some fries and smushes them against Adam's mouth] You're a dick. [he can't help but laugh though, because Adam laughing with a face full of fries is pretty great]

From:

leylined

But all I was asking about was the decals. [He chokes on the fries and pulls away, kicked no out at the other.] That's disgusting!

From:

fucking_kavinsky

And I said no! [He shoves at Adam's shoulder, shoving fries in his own mouth as well] Oh no, fries in your mouth, how gross. Just be glad I didn't slap you in the face with your burger. Which I still might do.

From:

leylined

'joke's on you! I was only pretending to be stupid!' [He snorts at his own joke.] Just smooshing them in there is pretty gross, don't even try to pretend it ain't.

From:

fucking_kavinsky

Wow, you play stupid very realistically! You should quit your jobs and become an actor. [He snorts as well, because it's so dumb] Don't be a girl, it was hilarious.