Wet underwear, leaning over cars. That's like every boy's dream. Your dreams are just more gay. It's a shame you wont get to see it though, cause you're gonna be giggly as fuck. Now drink up.
I bet you think flame graphics actually make the car go faster.
I'm not lame! Just because I don't need to race or get drunk to have fun doesn't mean I'm lame. [He actually does like racing, he's just still pretty crappy at driving standard and would rather be the passenger.]
It's a knife, bitch. And no, I make the car go faster.
Uh huh. So defensive. Just chill out and take a deep breath. It's okay for you to do stuff you're not supposed to do for once. [He clinks his cup against Adam's and downs whatever is in his cup]
Flames on the sides of cars are fucking retarded. Mine is way fucking cooler. [He purses his lips] Yeah, I do. Is this like, a revelation to you or something?
[Kavinsky rolls his eyes and refills their cups] Really? You're gonna be defiant about having fun?
[Adam pauses again before he starts cracking up, his laughter turning into full on howls. His Henrietta accent actually comes out some.] That's amazing! Oh my god, I never actually met someone who actually thought the flame graphics made you go faster. What about racing stripes, huh? I'm being defiant about your general assholeishness.
You're a complete asstard! I said I make the car go faster, not the flames. Are you drunk already? You fucking are. [He grabs some fries and smushes them against Adam's mouth] You're a dick. [he can't help but laugh though, because Adam laughing with a face full of fries is pretty great]
And I said no! [He shoves at Adam's shoulder, shoving fries in his own mouth as well] Oh no, fries in your mouth, how gross. Just be glad I didn't slap you in the face with your burger. Which I still might do.
'joke's on you! I was only pretending to be stupid!' [He snorts at his own joke.] Just smooshing them in there is pretty gross, don't even try to pretend it ain't.
Wow, you play stupid very realistically! You should quit your jobs and become an actor. [He snorts as well, because it's so dumb] Don't be a girl, it was hilarious.
May as well have. Contamination and all that. Your taint was on those fries. [Yes, that was intentional.] I'm gonna wake up and enjoy shitty music with shitty hair and give the batmobile shitty decals.
[He makes a face] You are so fucking gross. And you should be so lucky if you woke up looking like me, having my shit. That would be your dream come true.
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Date: 2014-12-08 02:29 am (UTC)Wet underwear, leaning over cars. That's like every boy's dream. Your dreams are just more gay. It's a shame you wont get to see it though, cause you're gonna be giggly as fuck. Now drink up.
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Date: 2014-12-08 02:57 am (UTC)Yeah, I'm not gonna be perving over you and your shriveled winter balls. Sorry. [He takes the cup, still and refills it, drinking between bites.]
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Date: 2014-12-08 03:01 am (UTC)Hey! My balls are not shriveled or wintery. They're pretty fucking warm and comfortable.
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Date: 2014-12-08 03:05 am (UTC)They will be soon enough. [He jiggles the solo cup tauntingly.]
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Date: 2014-12-08 03:09 am (UTC)You better not be lame even when drunk. That would be so disappointing.
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Date: 2014-12-08 03:19 am (UTC)I'm not lame! Just because I don't need to race or get drunk to have fun doesn't mean I'm lame. [He actually does like racing, he's just still pretty crappy at driving standard and would rather be the passenger.]
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Date: 2014-12-08 03:23 am (UTC)Uh huh. So defensive. Just chill out and take a deep breath. It's okay for you to do stuff you're not supposed to do for once. [He clinks his cup against Adam's and downs whatever is in his cup]
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Date: 2014-12-08 03:33 am (UTC)[Adam just glares and downs his own in response. Kavinsky, you're going down.]
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Date: 2014-12-08 03:36 am (UTC)[Kavinsky rolls his eyes and refills their cups] Really? You're gonna be defiant about having fun?
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Date: 2014-12-08 05:23 am (UTC)I just did.
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Date: 2014-12-08 05:28 am (UTC)You're trying to irritate me, that's why.
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Date: 2014-12-08 05:31 am (UTC)That really bugs you? It's your name, though.
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Date: 2014-12-08 05:37 am (UTC)Adults call me that. Assholes call me that. Are you an asshole?
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Date: 2014-12-08 05:48 am (UTC)No, but I am an adult.
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Date: 2014-12-08 05:54 am (UTC)[he snorts] No you're not. [He downs the rest of his burger] Besides, who the fuck wants to be an adult. Adults are shitheads.
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