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[leylined]

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Bullshitting things since extracurriculars have never been expanded upon with Adam

[leylined]

There's that, and parties, and whatever hell else you guys seem to be thinking I'm going to be doing out there. I barely had time to sleep as it was. It's not going to get any easier. [Adam quirks his lip mildly, amused at the response.] Your Jiang, yes. Absolute shitbag, but he isn't ugly and from what I've seen? He has nothing to be ashamed of. Richardson's in Latin with us. Sits near the front. Always fidgeting when someone answers wrong? We were both on the track team Junior year.

Then you'll have a haywire kid with access to mystical forces. Think before you use your drugs.

[fucking_kavinsky]

I think you'll be more normal over there, actually. You got money saved up now and you'll already be in college so you'll be working toward some bigger shit. Don't go into this being so stubborn. [He snorts, rolling his eyes] He's got a lot to be ashamed of. Plus, his sister's probably a better lay. [He thinks, trying to remember the guy] Oh, that dork.

Sounds like an autobiography of my life. Nothing wrong with that.

[leylined]

I'm not being stubborn. I'm being realistic about it. Money isn't infinite, as you seem to think it is. [He leans back a little with a small huff of laughter.] Really? Beyond the exact same crap you do? And as for Richardson, he doesn't wear a jock when he runs. It's made for good fantasy fuel.

Except for the part where you burned your house down. Or dreamed up a fire dragon twice.

[fucking_kavinsky]

Well that's why you're going to college, dipshit. Cause for you it isn't. And you're being fucking stubborn. You're also being an old person. [he gives Adam a look] Not the exact same crap. He'll puke all over you, man. He's an easy puker. And kind of a pussy at times. [He laughs lightly] So you have been checkin' out the dicks. Knew it.

[He gives Adam a mock sheepish look] Whoops.

[leylined]

I live with you, Lynch, and Noah. One of us has to be responsible. [And Adam just returns it because he does have common sense.] What, do you think I'm going to go out and ask Jiang out? He's straight, most likely, first of all. And second he's still with the rest of them. I'd rather not. [He shrugs unapologetically.] Still human. And how can you not notice it?

Or the time you crashed into a tree and begged me not to take you to the hospital? Or the time you got stuck in between my headspace, Cabeswater, and Boone?

[fucking_kavinsky]

You forgot Dick. He's like everyone's fucking mother. Such a dick. [His look turns into an amused one] Yeah, he's straight, but sometimes its all the same in the dark. Didn't think you'd lower yourself to the likes of me and my pack, no. [He rolls his eyes] That was my entire point, dipwad.

Uh... whoops multiplied by two? And just for the record, I didn't beg you. And I got stuck between your headspace to save your damn ass, so that doesn't even count.

[leylined]

Then that makes me your daddy. [His smirk grows even wider with that.] Well, there you go. Nothing's going to happen and I don't do situational crap. [He snorts.] And maybe I'm just giving you stories so that you're not an obnoxious shit.

You were trying to bribe me. Repeatedly.

[fucking_kavinsky]

[he makes a puking sound] I'm not here to fill some weird kink of yours, Parrish. [He laughs, letting his head fall back] Right, right. You like to stick with the same pizza. And I know you're not feeding me stories, man. You're not creative enough to come up with swinging dick.

I did not! How the fuck do you figure? [Yeah, he figures he probably did, cause that's kind of his thing, but it was so long ago and he was high]

[leylined]

Are you sure? I'm positive you'd make the perfect little boy. [Though even saying it makes Adam's eye twitch.] Are you sure about that? You guys seem convinced I have no clue what sex is.

I figure because it happened. You tried bribing me with money and college tuition to keep from going to the hospital.

[fucking_kavinsky]

Fucking gross, you shit. Get your gross kinks away from me. [He pushes at Adam] Nah, I know you know what it is. But having one dick in your mouth once doesn't make you an expert.

[He laughs, because its vaguely coming back to him] And if you would've taken it, you could be partying instead. What was it up to, a hundred thousand?

[leylined]

What's the matter, little Joey? Miss your nap time? [He laughs and punches him in the arm.] I never said I was an expert but you think I'm a virgin.

Something like that. That whole night was beyond ridiculous.

[fucking_kavinsky]

Don't fucking call me that! [He grabs Adam's arm and pushes at his face] Well, you were always the type to be all... 'Oooh, nooo, I have to love you before you stick your dick in me. We have to go on a hundred dates so I can see if your personality matches my soul'

Please, that's the day you knew you couldn't live without me.

[leylined]

Does Joey Bear need a snack? [He starts laughing while smacking back with his free hand.] No, I never said I had to be in love. All I said was that I wanted to actually know who I was going to be doing it with.

I wanted to strangle you that whole night, K.

[fucking_kavinsky]

I'll give you a fucking snack, right up your ass. [He laughs, trying to reach around to kick Adam's ass] You barely knew him!

You did not! You had fun. When did you ever get to do that before? And you got a fucking car out of it!

[leylined]

That's what I like to hear, Joeypie. [Adam yelps and grabs his leg in an attempt to make Kavinsky fall over.] Well enough! Better than a lot of people you've been with!

[Adam just blinks because he still remembers it clearly.] I got a headache from dealing with an idiot kid who broke his ribs in a wreck and probably got lost heading to his own room, bribed to get out of Henrietta, and then had a car I didn't ask for forced on me. That night we probably had a better understanding of each other, but in no way was that a fun night, dude.

[fucking_kavinsky]

Yeah you just wait, it'll be a big snack, too. [He hops around, holding on to Adam's arm, still trying to kick at him] But I never claimed any different!

[He snorts, rolling his eyes] Whatever, man. It was fun for me. What would you have done instead? Sat at home and watered your plants?

[leylined]

[Adam's still laughing trying to force Kavinsky onto his ass.] Just give up already! My point still stands!

Probably. Or maybe I would have caught up on my sleep which I so desperately needed.

[fucking_kavinsky]

[If he's going down, he's taking Adam with him, trying to wrap his leg around him in a way so that happens] You didn't even have a point!

My company is better than sleep, believe me.

[leylined]

[Adam yelps as they lose balance and fall over, but he's quick to recover, already trying to pull him into a headlock.] My point was I knew him well enough!

Yeah, no. Sleep would have been much preferred.

[fucking_kavinsky]

[Kavinsky lets out an 'oof' when he falls, still trying to push Adam away with a hand in his face] My point is you're a bitch!

I'm offended. That was like, the fucking cornerstone of our friendship.

[leylined]

[Adam struggles against it while laughing, trying to force the hand back down.] Well, mine's fuck you!

That was when I found out that there might actually be something that isn't a total shitbag somewhere in there.

[fucking_kavinsky]

I'm gonna kick you in the dick! [He laughs, pushing at Adam with his leg as well, then rolls away, laughing harder]

Ninety percent shitbag, don't let anything fool you.

[leylined]

You wish! [He lets himself be thrown off and he lands on his back, laughing.] You'd never kick me in the dick.

I didn't say you weren't a shitbag. Just not a complete one.

[fucking_kavinsky]

How the fuck do you know I wouldn't? [he snorts, looking over at him] After all the stupid shit I've done, that's what you think?

Yeah, and I'm rubbing off on you, shitnuts.

[leylined]

You know how much that hurts. The secondhand pain alone would kill you.

I hope not.