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[the_greywaren]

You and Storm are my OTP.

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What's an OTP?

[the_greywaren]

Uh, duh. One true pairing. You do know what the internet is, right?

[leylined]

Sometimes I wonder if you do.

[the_greywaren]

I hate my phone. I don't hate the internet. The internet has Netflix and music. [And lots of fanfiction he'll never admit to reading.]

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And they talk about OTPs on there?

[the_greywaren]

Don't you play dumb with me.

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I can honestly say I've never heard that term before today.

[the_greywaren]

Some Valedictorian you are.

[leylined]

Yeah, that's definitely something I'm going to be tested on.

[the_greywaren]

Sometimes all I want to do is put you in a headlock and dunk your head in the toilet.

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Because I don't know about OTPs? That's a little extreme.

[the_greywaren]

Or just because I want to.

[fucking_kavinsky]

Probably closest to an orgasm you'll ever feel.

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Yeah, total virgin, I am.

[fucking_kavinsky]

You might as well be. You never actually said what happened. Pics or it didn't happen, bro.

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I don't ask you what goes on with Lynch.

[fucking_kavinsky]

Probably cause you can hear it most of the time, so you don't even have to ask.

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Yeah, I crouch right next to your door the whole time.

[fucking_kavinsky]

We're loud enough where it reverberates through the whole fucking warehouse, don't even lie.

[leylined]

Nope. You guys aren't nearly as loud as you think you are. Sorry to burst your bubble like that.

[fucking_kavinsky]

Dick has said otherwise. Maybe its cause you can't hear.

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Gansey also lives on the same floor as you, next to your room. And I can hear just fine out of my good ear.

[fucking_kavinsky]

I bet you stick the good one against your pillow just so you can muffle us out.

[leylined]

Nope. I can say I've never had trouble sleeping unless you two are roaring drunk.