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[leylined]

It's not like they hand out v cards, K.

[fucking_kavinsky]

I'll make you one. I'll put it on your ID.

[leylined]

Yeah, except it doesn't apply anymore. so sorry.

[fucking_kavinsky]

Well how was it, then?

[leylined]

It was...good. Kind of awkward, but I liked it.

[fucking_kavinsky]

Did he have a big dick?

[leylined]

...What is with you and your fixation on dicks?

[fucking_kavinsky]

I like dicks, so fucking sue me, bitch.

[leylined]

It was decent sized. It's not like I go around scoping out other people's dicks.

[fucking_kavinsky]

Decent sized. Don't be such a fucking girl, of course you scope out other people's dicks.

[leylined]

[Adam shrugs.] Locker room doesn't really scream 'scope out spot' to me. Who else am I going to look at? Boyd? The night shift weirdos?

[fucking_kavinsky]

You're telling me that in all of Aglionby, there isn't one dick you like?

[leylined]

I didn't say that. I'm just not scoping everyone out.

[fucking_kavinsky]

It'll be easier in college, I bet. [He pauses, poking Adam's shoulder] So Lynch and I are gonna do that apartment link in DC. Not full time, but like, the part time thing.

[leylined]

Why do people keep saying that? Like I'm in college and suddenly I'm going to turn into some mega slut. [He nods. There's a bit of disappointment that it isn't a full time arrangement, but he isn't going to press it after the mess they just walked out of.] Okay. That's good, then.

[fucking_kavinsky]

There are more people to scope out there, dumbass. Maybe you will turn into a mega slut, who the fuck knows. [he nods] Yeah, it'll be cool. He and I will probably go apartment hunting the end of summer. Don't look too excited, dickhead.

[leylined]

There will be, but I really don't think priorities are going to shift that much. I still need to pay for college. [Adam shrugs.] Noah and Jiang are nice to look at. Richardson, too.

I am excited. When have you seen me freak out over something sober?

[fucking_kavinsky]

God damn, Parrish. Live your fucking life. You can suck a bunch of dicks and still pay for college. [Kavinsky raises a very high eyebrow] Noah and Jiang? My Jiang? Richardson... which one's he?

Next time remind me to dose your coffee.

Bullshitting things since extracurriculars have never been expanded upon with Adam

[leylined]

There's that, and parties, and whatever hell else you guys seem to be thinking I'm going to be doing out there. I barely had time to sleep as it was. It's not going to get any easier. [Adam quirks his lip mildly, amused at the response.] Your Jiang, yes. Absolute shitbag, but he isn't ugly and from what I've seen? He has nothing to be ashamed of. Richardson's in Latin with us. Sits near the front. Always fidgeting when someone answers wrong? We were both on the track team Junior year.

Then you'll have a haywire kid with access to mystical forces. Think before you use your drugs.

[fucking_kavinsky]

I think you'll be more normal over there, actually. You got money saved up now and you'll already be in college so you'll be working toward some bigger shit. Don't go into this being so stubborn. [He snorts, rolling his eyes] He's got a lot to be ashamed of. Plus, his sister's probably a better lay. [He thinks, trying to remember the guy] Oh, that dork.

Sounds like an autobiography of my life. Nothing wrong with that.

[leylined]

I'm not being stubborn. I'm being realistic about it. Money isn't infinite, as you seem to think it is. [He leans back a little with a small huff of laughter.] Really? Beyond the exact same crap you do? And as for Richardson, he doesn't wear a jock when he runs. It's made for good fantasy fuel.

Except for the part where you burned your house down. Or dreamed up a fire dragon twice.

[fucking_kavinsky]

Well that's why you're going to college, dipshit. Cause for you it isn't. And you're being fucking stubborn. You're also being an old person. [he gives Adam a look] Not the exact same crap. He'll puke all over you, man. He's an easy puker. And kind of a pussy at times. [He laughs lightly] So you have been checkin' out the dicks. Knew it.

[He gives Adam a mock sheepish look] Whoops.

[leylined]

I live with you, Lynch, and Noah. One of us has to be responsible. [And Adam just returns it because he does have common sense.] What, do you think I'm going to go out and ask Jiang out? He's straight, most likely, first of all. And second he's still with the rest of them. I'd rather not. [He shrugs unapologetically.] Still human. And how can you not notice it?

Or the time you crashed into a tree and begged me not to take you to the hospital? Or the time you got stuck in between my headspace, Cabeswater, and Boone?

[fucking_kavinsky]

You forgot Dick. He's like everyone's fucking mother. Such a dick. [His look turns into an amused one] Yeah, he's straight, but sometimes its all the same in the dark. Didn't think you'd lower yourself to the likes of me and my pack, no. [He rolls his eyes] That was my entire point, dipwad.

Uh... whoops multiplied by two? And just for the record, I didn't beg you. And I got stuck between your headspace to save your damn ass, so that doesn't even count.

[leylined]

Then that makes me your daddy. [His smirk grows even wider with that.] Well, there you go. Nothing's going to happen and I don't do situational crap. [He snorts.] And maybe I'm just giving you stories so that you're not an obnoxious shit.

You were trying to bribe me. Repeatedly.