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Gansey also lives on the same floor as you, next to your room. And I can hear just fine out of my good ear.

I bet you stick the good one against your pillow just so you can muffle us out.

Nope. I can say I've never had trouble sleeping unless you two are roaring drunk.

So every weekend, then. I still don't believe you're not a virgin, though.

It's not like they hand out v cards, K.

I'll make you one. I'll put it on your ID.

Yeah, except it doesn't apply anymore. so sorry.

Well how was it, then?

It was...good. Kind of awkward, but I liked it.

Did he have a big dick?

...What is with you and your fixation on dicks?

I like dicks, so fucking sue me, bitch.

It was decent sized. It's not like I go around scoping out other people's dicks.

Decent sized. Don't be such a fucking girl, of course you scope out other people's dicks.

[Adam shrugs.] Locker room doesn't really scream 'scope out spot' to me. Who else am I going to look at? Boyd? The night shift weirdos?

You're telling me that in all of Aglionby, there isn't one dick you like?

I didn't say that. I'm just not scoping everyone out.

It'll be easier in college, I bet. [He pauses, poking Adam's shoulder] So Lynch and I are gonna do that apartment link in DC. Not full time, but like, the part time thing.

Why do people keep saying that? Like I'm in college and suddenly I'm going to turn into some mega slut. [He nods. There's a bit of disappointment that it isn't a full time arrangement, but he isn't going to press it after the mess they just walked out of.] Okay. That's good, then.

There are more people to scope out there, dumbass. Maybe you will turn into a mega slut, who the fuck knows. [he nods] Yeah, it'll be cool. He and I will probably go apartment hunting the end of summer. Don't look too excited, dickhead.

There will be, but I really don't think priorities are going to shift that much. I still need to pay for college. [Adam shrugs.] Noah and Jiang are nice to look at. Richardson, too.

I am excited. When have you seen me freak out over something sober?

God damn, Parrish. Live your fucking life. You can suck a bunch of dicks and still pay for college. [Kavinsky raises a very high eyebrow] Noah and Jiang? My Jiang? Richardson... which one's he?

Next time remind me to dose your coffee.

There's that, and parties, and whatever hell else you guys seem to be thinking I'm going to be doing out there. I barely had time to sleep as it was. It's not going to get any easier. [Adam quirks his lip mildly, amused at the response.] Your Jiang, yes. Absolute shitbag, but he isn't ugly and from what I've seen? He has nothing to be ashamed of. Richardson's in Latin with us. Sits near the front. Always fidgeting when someone answers wrong? We were both on the track team Junior year.

Then you'll have a haywire kid with access to mystical forces. Think before you use your drugs.

I think you'll be more normal over there, actually. You got money saved up now and you'll already be in college so you'll be working toward some bigger shit. Don't go into this being so stubborn. [He snorts, rolling his eyes] He's got a lot to be ashamed of. Plus, his sister's probably a better lay. [He thinks, trying to remember the guy] Oh, that dork.

Sounds like an autobiography of my life. Nothing wrong with that.

I'm not being stubborn. I'm being realistic about it. Money isn't infinite, as you seem to think it is. [He leans back a little with a small huff of laughter.] Really? Beyond the exact same crap you do? And as for Richardson, he doesn't wear a jock when he runs. It's made for good fantasy fuel.

Except for the part where you burned your house down. Or dreamed up a fire dragon twice.

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Bullshitting things since extracurriculars have never been expanded upon with Adam

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