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[leylined]

Yeah, I crouch right next to your door the whole time.

[fucking_kavinsky]

We're loud enough where it reverberates through the whole fucking warehouse, don't even lie.

[leylined]

Nope. You guys aren't nearly as loud as you think you are. Sorry to burst your bubble like that.

[fucking_kavinsky]

Dick has said otherwise. Maybe its cause you can't hear.

[leylined]

Gansey also lives on the same floor as you, next to your room. And I can hear just fine out of my good ear.

[fucking_kavinsky]

I bet you stick the good one against your pillow just so you can muffle us out.

[leylined]

Nope. I can say I've never had trouble sleeping unless you two are roaring drunk.

[fucking_kavinsky]

So every weekend, then. I still don't believe you're not a virgin, though.

[leylined]

It's not like they hand out v cards, K.

[fucking_kavinsky]

I'll make you one. I'll put it on your ID.

[leylined]

Yeah, except it doesn't apply anymore. so sorry.

[fucking_kavinsky]

Well how was it, then?

[leylined]

It was...good. Kind of awkward, but I liked it.

[fucking_kavinsky]

Did he have a big dick?

[leylined]

...What is with you and your fixation on dicks?

[fucking_kavinsky]

I like dicks, so fucking sue me, bitch.

[leylined]

It was decent sized. It's not like I go around scoping out other people's dicks.

[fucking_kavinsky]

Decent sized. Don't be such a fucking girl, of course you scope out other people's dicks.

[leylined]

[Adam shrugs.] Locker room doesn't really scream 'scope out spot' to me. Who else am I going to look at? Boyd? The night shift weirdos?

[fucking_kavinsky]

You're telling me that in all of Aglionby, there isn't one dick you like?

[leylined]

I didn't say that. I'm just not scoping everyone out.

[fucking_kavinsky]

It'll be easier in college, I bet. [He pauses, poking Adam's shoulder] So Lynch and I are gonna do that apartment link in DC. Not full time, but like, the part time thing.

[leylined]

Why do people keep saying that? Like I'm in college and suddenly I'm going to turn into some mega slut. [He nods. There's a bit of disappointment that it isn't a full time arrangement, but he isn't going to press it after the mess they just walked out of.] Okay. That's good, then.

[fucking_kavinsky]

There are more people to scope out there, dumbass. Maybe you will turn into a mega slut, who the fuck knows. [he nods] Yeah, it'll be cool. He and I will probably go apartment hunting the end of summer. Don't look too excited, dickhead.

[leylined]

There will be, but I really don't think priorities are going to shift that much. I still need to pay for college. [Adam shrugs.] Noah and Jiang are nice to look at. Richardson, too.

I am excited. When have you seen me freak out over something sober?