Remember that rubber tree plant?

[leylined]

it grew.

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[liberty_bodice]

[She's still stroking the leaf] He just wants friends. It took him this long for us to know his name.

[leylined]

Because you named it.

[liberty_bodice]

Maybe he told me his name. Stevius. That's Latin-y. Does that make it better?

[leylined]

I'd believe that if you hadn't already insisted that you're as psychic as a rock. And it already has a Latin name. Ficus Elasticus.

[liberty_bodice]

[She scoffs] Logic.

[leylined]

Don't knock taxonomy!

[liberty_bodice]

Don't knock Steve!

[leylined]

I'm not! Even if he does give me bugs and is too big to even fit through the door anymore.

[liberty_bodice]

[She grins] He. He's a good plant, Steve is.