Remember that rubber tree plant?

[leylined]

it grew.

Comments

[safe_as_life]

That's... huge.

[leylined]

I should have looked up on these things and how to take care of them. Because this is kind of ridiculous. It's hitting the rafters.

[safe_as_life]

Seems like you're taking care of it just fine if it's growing. Though I still think you should have opted for a mint plant.

[leylined]

Mint is a filthy habit that I won't support, Gansey. We're actually planning an intervention.

[safe_as_life]

There is absolutely nothing wrong with my mint! There is no coming between us, either. Don't even think about it.

[liberty_bodice]

It needs a name.

[leylined]

I have a bottle of weed-b-gone and I'm not afraid to take...extreme...measures.

[leylined]

What do you name a plant?

[liberty_bodice]

Hmmmmm.

....


Steve.

[safe_as_life]

That's not even funny, Adam. You should feel my heart right now.

[leylined]

I may have to. Steve is getting jealous.

[leylined]

Steve?

[liberty_bodice]

It looks like a Steve.

[safe_as_life]

...Steve?

[leylined]

Blue named it.

[leylined]

It looks like a plant.

[liberty_bodice]

A plant named Steve. This from the guy who actually talks to a forest, really?

[safe_as_life]

I didn't know naming plants was a thing.

[leylined]

The trees aren't individually named. At least I don't think they are. And they're very obviously magical.

[leylined]

Apparently it is. I...guess it's named Steve.

[safe_as_life]

Well, if Jane says it's name is Steve, then it's Steve.

[leylined]

Also Steve didn't look so refined earlier. I found beetles in the apartment, so I went to town. Oh, fun fact: Rubber trees attract beetles.

[safe_as_life]

You should have asked Ronan to bring Chainsaw over. I'm sure she would have had a field day with the beetles.

[liberty_bodice]

Steve is magical. Shhh, Steve. He didn't mean it.

[leylined]

Hindsight's always 20/20. It does seem kind of lonely, though, doesn't it?