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[leylined]

I feel like Batman.

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[liberty_bodice]

We can shove him outside.

Wait, those are the things I'm trying to not think.

[leylined]

No one expects you to just completely stop. Making fun of him's still allowed. He does it to us.

[liberty_bodice]

Right. Then we'll totally shove him outside.

[leylined]

Ah, we probably shouldn't. He's impure and would probably only make the gods angrier.

[liberty_bodice]

He'd also jabber at them incessantly and they'd send him back as defective.

[leylined]

"This is where sacrifices go? This is so fucking gaaaaaay. I bet you don't even have any blow here."

[liberty_bodice]

[She laughs really hard] "Why are you mad? You need to calm the fuck down."

[leylined]

[He shakes his head but keeps going.] "What do you mean? I'm not talking shit. I'm just saying that your heaven is lame as fuck and you probably don't get laid. You look like a virgin."

[liberty_bodice]

"I wouldn't fuck you. And quit being so mad. It could be so much worse. Dickbrain."

[leylined]

"You should be fucking grateful. This ass is what's keeping the world from ending."

I think we're officially awful people.

[liberty_bodice]

And then he just sends everyone dick pictures until they kick him out.

We didn't actually say anything untrue, though.

[leylined]

You get them, too?

[liberty_bodice]

[She might've just cackled] NO!

[leylined]

[He sighs.] My life has become dick pics and Murder Squash.

[liberty_bodice]

That is a terrible, terrible life. I am so sorry. [It's genuine sympathy, where Murder Squash is involved.]

[leylined]

I've managed to at east change it, mostly. But I can't get it off of the default ringtone.

[liberty_bodice]

[She holds a hand out] Let me see?

[leylined]

[He hands it over with a bemused look. ohgodbluepleasedon'tfigureouthowtochangeitbecausehethinksit'sadreamphone.]

[liberty_bodice]

[She has a very low end version of the phone, so there are more bells and whistles. And it also seems like it's been tweaked to hell and back - which made sense, given that Kavinsky had given it to him. But she looks at the settings] How close are you to Kavinsky when it changes back?

[leylined]

We live in the same house. Does it really matter?

[liberty_bodice]

Considering you have Bluetooth and easy share turned on, yeah. It's probably syncing to his phone.

[leylined]

That dick.

[liberty_bodice]

[She laughs, turns both off, and changes his ringtone] That might fix it. It might go all tweaky when it's in proximity to his phone though. [She grins at him] You're so cute when you're Amish.

[leylined]

I am not. [Bitch moan mumble grumble.]

[liberty_bodice]

Are too. It's okay. You're less Amish now.