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I can honestly say I've never heard that term before today.

Some Valedictorian you are.

Yeah, that's definitely something I'm going to be tested on.

Sometimes all I want to do is put you in a headlock and dunk your head in the toilet.

Because I don't know about OTPs? That's a little extreme.

Or just because I want to.

[Adam fake pouts.] You're breaking my heart.

Not possible. You don't have one. It's all vine-y trees and clouds in there.

And for some godforsaken reason it wants to protect you, so respect it.

It has a very good reason to protect me, thank you very much. I'm part of it, jerkwad.

So does that make you part of me? How romantic.

Ew, no. That makes you...you're Slave Leia.

How do you figure?

Cabeswater is Jaba the Hut, you are Slave Leia.

I wouldn't look good in a golden bikini.

I'll dream you one up and you can try it on. Can't make a statement like that without at least trying.

This is one of those things where you just know, Lynch.

You know nothing, Adam Parrish.

And I'm not about to start expanding knowledge in that department.