leylined | Remember that rubber tree plant?

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it grew.

Blue. Blue, you're talking to pre-rubber right now. Its great magical ability is to be stretchy and bouncy after it dies.

[She gasps, pretending to be offended, and she strokes one of the leaves] You're hurting Steve's feelings, Adam.

True, but I don't care. Steve invited beetles without permission. It's why he looks like a tree and not a bush right now.

[She's still stroking the leaf] He just wants friends. It took him this long for us to know his name.

Because you named it.

Maybe he told me his name. Stevius. That's Latin-y. Does that make it better?

I'd believe that if you hadn't already insisted that you're as psychic as a rock. And it already has a Latin name. Ficus Elasticus.

Edited 2014-11-04 01:00 (UTC)

[She scoffs] Logic.

Don't knock taxonomy!

Don't knock Steve!

I'm not! Even if he does give me bugs and is too big to even fit through the door anymore.

[She grins] He. He's a good plant, Steve is.