Technically it was his mom's before it ended up mine. [That's all he'll give her about that night. He's still trying to process all the crap that happened then.]
The butler's the best one. [He goes off to get Kavinsky a beer and a soda for himself, shaking up the can before he comes back, barely able to contain his smirk.] Will that be all, sir?
Still, it's a big, fancy, expensive car that I usually roll my eyes at, but this one is nice and calm at the same time it's fancy. In the world of big, expensive cars, you were gifted the right one.
Feels weird. Feels so weird to have a part of me that's contemplating being friendly.
I can make you a list of all the shit I need you to get done. My homework, for one. Learning Latin is taking up a whole hell of a lot of time and I don't.. [he opens the beer and it sprays all over him] You fucking dick! [He gapes] You did that on purpose!
Oh, you're in deep shit now. [First thing Kavinsky does is turn the can on Adam, flinging beer out at him, then he's grabbing at him so he can get the rest down Adam's shirt]
You should. I like it better than the BMW. [Kavinsky's car didn't register, really]
We haven't gotten that far yet, but it's less full on fighting and more bickering. Which, really, I'm not sure will ever go away. I actually kinda trust him, after everything the other day.
[He's trying to block the sprays while taking Adam down, and he just gets sprayed a lot more in the face like that] I'm gonna... [cough cough] Get my bird to attack you, fuck face. In the middle of the night, or when you're taking a piss!
Not gonna happen! [He splutters and just squeezes the rest over Kavinsky's head while trying to get the beer out of his shirt.] I feed it some of my food. Blowtorch loves me.
[The fucking hair, Adam. Not the fucking hair] I'm gonna get you back two fold.
Wait... you do not feed Blowtorch! He doesn't like you at all! He knows who my friends and foes are. [He headbutts Adam to get all the shit off of his hair]
[He yelps and shoves Kavinsky back, finally fishing the can out and trying to get what little's left of it all over the other boy.] He especially likes ham and catching bugs downstairs. You sure it isn't a traitor?
He sure as fuck isn't a traitor and he's only eating your ham so I can blame you when he turns into a carnivorous bird and eats all the rest of you. [He empties out the rest of his beer on Adam, too] You smell like a drunk!
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