July Song of the Month: Kyrie- Mr. Mister

[leylined]

"Mr. Mister - Kyrie" (Watch on YouTube)

Comments

[hollow_man]

Can we have the Sex Pistols for the wedding march?

[leylined]

Only if our first dance is Tainted Love.

[hollow_man]

That's fine, that's a classic song.

[leylined]

We're going to reenact the music video.

[hollow_man]

The original I hope, as we don't own a hottub.

[leylined]

Why would we do the remake? That's just tacky.

[hollow_man]

Just checking.

I'll wear the dress.

[leylined]

Pervert. You just want to see me in a toga.

[hollow_man]

Maybe I like dresses.

[leylined]

See, these lies. This is what's tearing us apart. I want a divorce.

[hollow_man]

Bollocks to you, you were NEVER supportive!

[leylined]

I feel like I don't even know you anymore!

[hollow_man]

There's another man, isn't there?!

[leylined]

Who says it's just one man? I'm a college student now. I have to expand my horizons. Besides, you're one to talk. Don't think I didn't find those panties!

[hollow_man]

You planning on getting loads of experience in college, then?

[leylined]

Probably not. If that kind of thing happens, I want to actually be with a person, you know?

[hollow_man]

Yeah, I get it.

I'm glad I was a total slut in my wild younger days.

[leylined]

There's nothing wrong with that, I guess. My one friend keeps trying to convince me that I should.

[hollow_man]

You should only ever do what makes you comfortable.

[leylined]

Oh, I do. He's just the kind of person that won't shut up about a thing.

[hollow_man]

I could sit on him?

[leylined]

I wouuldn't.

[hollow_man]

Punch him, then.

[leylined]

Then I think I'd have to punch you back. Bro code and all that.

[hollow_man]

Our bro-ness doesn't cancel it out?