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You fucking said it first, dipshit! I was using your damn word!

Oh please, you fucking owe me, too.

Yeah, and not only did you get defensive, you almost sounded offended that I might know more about it than you! Just face it, you're a fucking girl.

I do not.

I did not, you fucking liar! Don't make me grind your face into Gansey's ugly boat shoes. Call me a girl again, and you're going in the shoes.

You do too.

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of PMS.

That's it, Parrish. You're going down. [He grabs Adam around the neck and starts hauling him over to Gansey's space, seeking out his shoes]

Edited (wtf idek what happened there) 2015-05-27 01:00 (UTC)

[Adam digs in and starts fighting, pushing against Kavinsky and trying to trip him.] I think I saw your purse over there! You forgot to wear nail polish today!

[Kavinsky knows all about Adam's tripping trick now and keeps his feet out far away as he searches around] Oh, right there. There's a pair he probably jumps around Cabeswater in. Nice and worn in.

I saw a pair of heels that would look great on you! [He keeps trying, though, now flailing out to try and find a spot where Kavinsky's ticklish.]

I'm gonna fucking glue some heels to your feet while you're sleeping. [He shifts away from Adam's hands, then grabs one of Gansey's shoes and smacks at Adam's hand with it]

Is this before or after your mani/pedi? [He snorts and grabs at the shoe to try and take it away from Kavinsky.] I have some curlers if you want to borrow them!

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