leylined | (no subject)

Yeah, your embarrassing crap far outweighs mine.

[Adam glances over at him.] If stage two involves that atrocity you call music, I think I'm fine staying at stage one.

What? [he laughs] You've lost it. This would be all about you dorks. I'm not embarrassing.

Just wait till I set the sound system up. The whole warehouse will reverberate with it.

Dude, your grooming routine is a comedy act unto itself. That's all I really need.

Gansey would literally kill you.

[All the middle fingers in your face, Adam] I look fucking good, so shut the fuck up.

I think I got some points in the saving his life department. I'm gonna use them toward a sound system.

You look greasy. Cut down on the product. [Which he doesn't really, but Adam's enjoying the reaction.]

How many points do you think you have? [He's trying to erase the shocked amusement out of his voice, but it's a hard sell.]

Your face looks greasy, bitch. Since when did you become an expert on product?

Enough where I can get the sound system and get only a minor reprimand. Maybe even just a look.

Since you used the word 'product' unironically. You have a problem, Kavinsky. The first step is admitting it.

Then I'll be the one to kill you. I like being able to sleep.

You fucking said it first, dipshit! I was using your damn word!

Oh please, you fucking owe me, too.

Yeah, and not only did you get defensive, you almost sounded offended that I might know more about it than you! Just face it, you're a fucking girl.

I do not.

I did not, you fucking liar! Don't make me grind your face into Gansey's ugly boat shoes. Call me a girl again, and you're going in the shoes.

You do too.

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of PMS.

That's it, Parrish. You're going down. [He grabs Adam around the neck and starts hauling him over to Gansey's space, seeking out his shoes]

Edited (wtf idek what happened there) 2015-05-27 01:00 (UTC)

[Adam digs in and starts fighting, pushing against Kavinsky and trying to trip him.] I think I saw your purse over there! You forgot to wear nail polish today!

[Kavinsky knows all about Adam's tripping trick now and keeps his feet out far away as he searches around] Oh, right there. There's a pair he probably jumps around Cabeswater in. Nice and worn in.

I saw a pair of heels that would look great on you! [He keeps trying, though, now flailing out to try and find a spot where Kavinsky's ticklish.]

I'm gonna fucking glue some heels to your feet while you're sleeping. [He shifts away from Adam's hands, then grabs one of Gansey's shoes and smacks at Adam's hand with it]

Is this before or after your mani/pedi? [He snorts and grabs at the shoe to try and take it away from Kavinsky.] I have some curlers if you want to borrow them!