leylined | (no subject)

Don't worry, it happens.

Gory, huh. What does he have in his pants? [He looks the bear over and shrugs] I... don't know? I don't know him. But if it's a thing between you guys... by all means. Do you even know what he likes?

To lesser men, maybe.

I'm assuming a penis. I could be wrong, but it felt like one. [He nods.] Some stuff. Motorcycles. My car. The color red. Rain. Godzilla. Getting on my nerves.

Yeah, we are talking about you.

A gory penis. Cool. [He snorts] Sounds like hell of a guy. Aren't you fucking glad you have that car now? Give him the bear. He can tie it to the front of his motorcycle.

Now I can't get that image out of my head. Screw you. [He shudders.] Dare I ask why?

You said it, not me. [He shrugs] I dunno, some people put the shit they like in their cars. He has a motorcycle, so he has no actual place to put shit.

It'd ruin the image of badassery he's trying to cultivate.

Trying? [He snorts] Yeah, trying is probably right.

I thought you two would get along, actually.

I met him once. Twice... maybe? Wasn't too memorable but yeah, we got along fine. I told him he should be persistent. Looks like he listened, more or less. You playing hard to get?

More like I'm taking it slow. I don't want to screw things up any more than I already have. I think he's jealous of you.

Oh right, you were gonna trap him away in a forest by himself. Gotta say, that's the weirdest way to flirt I've ever seen. [Kavinsky smirks] Who isn't?

[Adam rolls his eyes.] What can I say, he brings out the romantic in me. [He snorts.] He thought I had the hots for you.

You and romance seems like such a weird thing to me. [The face Kavinsky makes is almost unreal] What the fuck? Where would he get that idea?

I can be romantic. I just really haven't had the opportunity for it. [Adam shrugs.] That's what I said. Then I told him that it'd be gross because you're like my brother or something.

You're more sarcastic than romantic, though you were less so when I first started hanging out. Maybe I rubbed off on you. And not in a gross way. [That look wont leave his face] I'm like your brother?

I've always been sarcastic. But it's possible. [Adam just shoots a look back at him.] You're not gonna make it weird, are you?

You've always been a nerd. [he sighs exaggeratedly] No. I mean, it's really fucking gay, but it's cool.

And you've always been a douche. You wanna make something of it? [Adam laughs, an actual honest laugh that doesn't hold anything back..] You're glad, admit it.

As long as we both remember our roots, we're good. [He smirks, nudging Adam away] Shut up, I am not.

Like I could forget. [He pushes him back.] You totally are.

I know, I remind you every day. [He rolls his eyes] Whatever. It's not the worst thing in the world.